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Life of Jess
Everyone Else is Crazy
Created on 2004-10-05 14:40:47 (#4742556), last updated 2005-11-25
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Basic Info| Name: | Jessifer Portnoy |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-15 |
| Location: | New York, United States |
| Website: | cosmetropolitan |
BioI'm Jess. My given name is actually Jessifer, but I prefer Jess, for obvious reasons.
I'm in my mid-twenties, kinda short and have a lot of hair. I work at a woman's magazine, where for some ungodly reason, I was assigned to edit the Health and Fitness section.
Given that my idea of health is a belly full of whiskey and my idea of fitness is being able to get from the bar to my door without falling over once, this is pretty friggin' retarded. But that's the world of women's magazines for you.
I also have a cat, Morris, whom I adore. He's the cutest little guy ever and the only family I choose to recognize right now, except maybe for my father.
My favorite band is the Rear Admirals and I live in an apartment just above my Armenian building supervisor, who is so loud that sometimes I join in when he argues with his wife.
That's it. That's Jess in a nutshell.
I'm in my mid-twenties, kinda short and have a lot of hair. I work at a woman's magazine, where for some ungodly reason, I was assigned to edit the Health and Fitness section.
Given that my idea of health is a belly full of whiskey and my idea of fitness is being able to get from the bar to my door without falling over once, this is pretty friggin' retarded. But that's the world of women's magazines for you.
I also have a cat, Morris, whom I adore. He's the cutest little guy ever and the only family I choose to recognize right now, except maybe for my father.
My favorite band is the Rear Admirals and I live in an apartment just above my Armenian building supervisor, who is so loud that sometimes I join in when he argues with his wife.
That's it. That's Jess in a nutshell.
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80's music, alcohol, boondock saints, caribou, cats, drinking, drinking games, falafel, folk music, green tea, horror movies, hp lovecraft, jello shots, kevin spacey, long hair, monkeys, moose, photography, pictures, politics, quarters, sandwiches, sex, star wars, stephen king, the 60's, the 70's, the rear admirals, the usual suspects, video games, vodka, whiskey
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